Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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