I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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