i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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