I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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