The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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