Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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