belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I need to align my fucking chakras
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