do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Randomize
