physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
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My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
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