Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Randomize
