90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Randomize
