your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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