I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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