Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
honey bunches of taint.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
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no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
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I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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