flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
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I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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