jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
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you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
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How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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