my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
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if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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