At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
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Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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