if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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