So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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