I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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