craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
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How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
My legs feel like baby dolphins
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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