My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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