I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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