Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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