my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
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Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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