i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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