i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
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