awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Randomize
