If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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