Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
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counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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