I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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