Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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