talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
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coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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