Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
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just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
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Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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