yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Randomize
