I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
