Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
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Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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