I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
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SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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