I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
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