like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
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pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
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I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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