I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
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this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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I just googled if crying burns calories
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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