The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
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It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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