I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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