Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
false alarm, still single
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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