last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
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i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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