pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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