Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(318): View more from Louisiana

I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"

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(410): View more from Maryland

hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)

(1-410): View more from Maryland

stop writing like that.

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(330): View more from Ohio

You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions

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(907): View more from Alaska

How are you feeling today?

(330): View more from Ohio

i could've thrown up on command at any point today...

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness

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(347): View more from New York

They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me

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(716): View more from New York

I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.

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(518): View more from New York

I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up

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