there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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