North Korea, Best Korea!
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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