I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
she looked like the before picture.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
