dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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